Let Me Downgrade You
Me: I’m ordering mexican food - do you want anything?
Boss: Do you have a menu up?
Me: Sure do
Boss: How big do you think the tacos are? How many do you think I could eat?
Me: Listen, this is assistant food. The tacos are a DOLLAR. You could probably eat 4-5 of them. This isn’t the Ritz Carlton, this isn’t that bougie rich people food you’re used to.
Boss: Fine, can you ask for an extra dosage of that fat that comes in a can? That’s distributed by the government?
Me: Extra government cheese, too?
