Sent in from Port Chester:
My boss just told me about his altercation with 2 old women & the Port Chester police department…
He had been getting from the local Dunkin Donuts & parked in a handicap spot. When he was walking out to his car an elderly man in a motorized wheelchair was circling around the back of my boss’ car, cursing. He didn’t think much of it and got into his car.
Cue the two older women who ran across the “street” (it’s basically a highway) from a McDonald’s and yelling at my boss as they dodged cars: “This poor old man! You blocked the ramp! You parked in a handicap space. Yap yap yap.”
Little did Boss-man know, the two older women had called the police. Police show and the women start complaining to the cop about how they believe my boss has a fraudulent handicap sticker..
Me: Did you show them your hands (he has no thumbs) or your brace?
Boss: I did something worse, I dropped my pants.
Turns out his leg was bleeding, he didn’t get into any trouble and as an ending remark to the two women he said, “I hope your life insurance policy isn’t paid up so when you die you don’t get the full benefit!”
