CEO < HOV
Me: Boss! I got tickets to Jay-Z & Eminem at Yankee Stadium!
Boss: Jay-who?
Me: You’re not that old. You know who he is. Actually, he’s not that much younger than you are.
Boss: Yeah but look at what he’s accomplished & then look at what i’ve done. I feel a little inadequate.
Me: I mean, yeah, you’re not writing raps about production numbers & board meetings.
Boss: No! But I could start!
Me: Yo, my book game is so hard, you’re just hatin’ cause it ain’t your numbers my crew be paintin’.
Boss: Ugh, ugh, Biz Dev, word son.
