Not That Loyal
Boss: What is this box?
Me: Bunch of pricing documents that legal sent back.
Boss: Whew! Dodged getting arrested again!
Me: Well that’s a relief, I’d be out of a job…
Boss: No, you’d come & help me in prison.
Me: Help you do what?
Boss: Break rocks, make license plates…
Me: Buddy, you seem to have gotten your signals mixed, I don’t like you that much…
