And then I told my boss...

Sometimes awkward, sometimes inappropriate, but always entertaining interactions with senior management that are too good to go unshared.

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Boss: Did you and Joe Smith bond last week while I was out?

Me: Nope.

Boss: Why?

Me: I don’t need any more friends.

Boss: Well… maybe people don’t need you!

Me: Awesome, can I go home then?