You need to calm it down.
Me: So I think that aide is going to meet me in Delaware.
Boss: Yeah? Really?
Me: He says so.
Boss: So it’s a DATE? You’re going out on a DATE with that guy?
Me: It’s not a date, he’s bringing his friends & I’m going to be there with some of mine.
Boss: Who initiated it?
Me: He asked what…
Boss: DATE! IT’S A DATE! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE GOING OUT ON A DATE WITH THAT KID. CREEP.