Probably not a good idea…
Me: Do you have a fork or a spoon or something? A utensil?
Boss: Why? Are you going to come at me with it?
Me: Uh, no. I’m trying to eat my lunch.
Boss: *opens desk drawer* There you go!
Me: Sweet ass, thanks.
Boss: Probably want to avoid saying that in the work place. I was almost offended.
