And then I told my boss...

Sometimes awkward, sometimes inappropriate, but always entertaining interactions with senior management that are too good to go unshared.

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Me: So… Did you miss me?

Boss: Yes.  I was paralyzed.  Actually, the whole office was.  The entire 38th floor just did not get any work done in your absence. 

Me: I knew it.

Boss: So this inflated self-image REALLY isn’t an act huh?

Me: Absolutely not.  Have you met me?  I rule.