Inner Peace
Me: You’ve got 3 minutes before that call, you know.
Boss: Right, right.
Two minutes later, I look over to see Boss staring off into space
Me: You know, somebody with your laundry list of things to do should really avoid spacing out like that.
Boss: You know… some people do this thing called THINKING and it works best when they’re QUIET, unlike some people, who DO ALL OF THEIR THINKING WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN.
Me: God, do you ever stop talking about yourself?