Har Har Har
Me: Schumer is quoted saying that social networking sites are the ‘wild, wild west of the internet’
Boss: Sounds like politician talk.
Me: No, sounds like old, rich white dude speak for “technology scares me.”
Boss: I don’t think it’s that…
Me: But on the call yesterday that’s what all the board members sounded like.
Boss: But those people aren’t old white rich dudes…
Me: They are. They all laugh the same and talk about lighting their cigars with hundred dollar bills “Har har, DRM, har har! Hand me that Cuban and a lit Ben Franklin, old boy!”
Boss: Do you listen to yourself?
Me: Of course… that’s why I’m laughing.