Teacher v Student
Me: Man, what is your problem today? You pouty? You cranky cause you had to go to the Yale Club for Breakfast?
Boss: We need to get you into some sort of mentoring program. Get you in check.
Me: All I heard was that you want me to start a mentoring program - so that I can teach other people how to be as awesome as I am.
Boss: Good. You got the point.
