Tattle Tale
Me: This system DOES NOT WORK.
Boss: Oh, right cause in the 28 year I’ve been doing this, nothing I’ve done has worked. That’s why I haven’t accomplished anything in the 28 years I’ve been working.
Me: This isn’t a reflection of your entire career. It’s the FOLDER SYSTEM THAT DOESN’T WORK.
Boss: Give me your mother’s phone number.
Me: What the hell for?
Boss: I need to speak with her and find out how you came out this way.
Me: Sugar and spice and everything nice, Boss.
Boss: That’s what she used? Then she deserves to be in prison.