Long Story Short
Me: So I had a baby shower and engagement party this Saturday.
Boss: Both open bar?
Me: Yup!
Boss: So you were tanked?
Me: I tried to keep it classy at the baby shower but all hope was lost by the time the engagement party started.
Boss: Any boys?
Me: Some 3rd year law student kept telling me he was smarter than me and buying me drinks.
Boss: Did you get a phone number?
Me: No, by the end of the conversation I had proven that not only was I smarter but also very uninterested in everything he was saying.
Boss: I have no idea how you’ll find a husband but you’ll be a monster in the business world.
