Mo Money, Mo Problems
Me: So my mom was informed of a glitch in my taxes and now I’m getting 1600 back from the gov’t.
Boss: Your mom does your taxes?
Me: Who else would?
Boss: You.
Me: I’m not there yet.
Boss: You’re not a grown up?
Me: Have you met me?
Boss: So now what are you going to do?
Me: Well, now I can start to think about moving out of my parent’s house.
Boss: Good – so now the only thing you really have to worry about is keeping your job! Whoops! Did I say that aloud?
Me: You’re not funny or charming. Try harder.
