Ring, Ring
*Phone Rings - ID indicates Boss is calling from 10 ft away*
Me: Really?
Boss: Just pick up.
Me: Yes?
Boss: Can you see if you can bump my Dr appointment? I just want to work today.
Me: Okay.
Boss: If I call you, I don’t have to yell.
Me: But you’re not yelling now, and I can hear you just fine.
Boss: Yeah but, if I look directly at you, I HAVE to yell at you.
Me: You’re an idiot. Don’t call me anymore.
