Not a babysitter
Boss: If you put another meeting on this week, I’m going to hurt you.
Me: What was that?
Boss: No more meetings!
Me: Oh, I’m sorry - I just added an 8AM.
Boss: With??
Me: Joe Smith
Boss: NOOOOO NOT HIM! YOU’RE MEAN! *stomps feet*
Me: You’re kidding me with that shit, right?